Despite finally getting a number for 'Boris', we keep getting the blond bombshell's answerphone.
The telephone number in question could well be a hoax. We had several leads and spoken to numerous officials who have had us banging our heads with frustration. Some people think that we are a bunch of stupid girls who can be palmed off with any old shizzer. Although we enjoy chasing wild geese for exercise, we only eat red herring on Fridays and the view from up our garden path looks out to the splendour of the road to nowhere.
Time is running out and drastic action on our part may be required on Thursday May 14th around high noon.
The telephone number in question could well be a hoax. We had several leads and spoken to numerous officials who have had us banging our heads with frustration. Some people think that we are a bunch of stupid girls who can be palmed off with any old shizzer. Although we enjoy chasing wild geese for exercise, we only eat red herring on Fridays and the view from up our garden path looks out to the splendour of the road to nowhere.
Time is running out and drastic action on our part may be required on Thursday May 14th around high noon.
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